China President

This photo was taken when the Chinese president went to US.

Then this time....

Bush went to china....

This photo was taken when Bush went to China .

wakakakaka!!!!

Contributed by: Mmudahlupa

Tiger Love Story

Tiger Love Story

这是一个很古老的传说。。。

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很久以前在老虎王国有一对兄妹。。。

他们各自有特殊的。。。

哥哥有一对千里眼。。。

妹妹有一对顺风耳。。。

他们一起长大一起快乐和悲伤。。。

他们爱上了对方。。。

他们知道这段爱情是不被允许的。。。

但他们无法控制自己 ！

父亲知道后大发雷霆。。。

母亲以泪洗脸。。。

所有的人都对他们指指点点。。。

这两兄妹也非常伤心！

所以他们把上天赐给他们的礼物都放弃了。。。
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哥哥的眼睛看不见了。。。

妹妹的耳朵也听不到了。。。

外人说什么他们都不再知道了。。。
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千年以后有个音乐家听了这个凄美动人的爱情故事大受感动。。。

他作出了一首曲子。。。

我听到了这首曲子不禁悲从中来。。。

希望你也会感动。。。

那歌词是这样的。。。
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“两只老虎。。。两只老虎。。。跑的快跑的快。。。

一只没有眼睛。。。一只没有耳朵。。。

真奇怪真奇怪。。。

Open tender

There is this million bucks project and 3 fler were shortlisted, hence they were asked to attend this interview :

Interviewer : How much is your tender price for this project Muthu?
Muthu : 1 million only Sir!
Interviewer : ok tenkiu you may go home now, we will get in touch with you later.

Then come Ahbeng turn :
Interviewer : How much is your tender price Ahbeng?
Ahbeng : 2 millions only sir!
Interviewer : ok tenkiu you may go home now, we will get in touch with you later.

Then come Ahlee turn :
Interviewer : How much is your tender price for this project Ahlee?
Ahlee : 3 millions sir!
Interviewer : 3 millions?? why so high???!!
Ahlee : well ... you see sir ... you gimme 3 millions right? 1 million is for you then 1 million is formyself and the last million i use to employ Muthu to do the job la!
Interviewer : WOKEH CHUN! You got the project!


Mareysia Bulleh!!!

L or R

I m gonna let you know a secret (if you derno yet lar) Linpeh and Aceone are skoolmate, they also stay very near to each other and they have breakfast together-gether quite often too!

One day at a kopitiam near Linpeh house, while the 2 of them having breakfast together, this conversation took place :

Aceone : Eh ... why you write on your hand big big the letter "L" & "R" ?
Linpeh : oh ... this wan i write here so I know which is my left hand and which is my right hand mah!
Aceone :Diu!!! Lidat also can?
Linpeh : Ya la ... KNN some ppl memang got difficulties in figuring out which is which one!

Then Aceone diam for a while going into deep thots

Aceone : OOHHHHH!!!! I know ledi! I know ledi!!!
Linpeh : Know what?
Aceone : That day i go find piao mei .... i see her underwear there got write C and S .... i derno what is that but i dint ask her also.
Linpeh : C and S? what is that?












Aceone : Cheebye and Sifatlung la!!!

Joke for today

Joke for today - PASSWORD
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.

The boss smugly told her to enter the password: 'penis'.

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.









and click submit.





The computer responded:












"PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!"



She then almost died laughing ...



Source: BayiSingh




Joke 2: Togetherness

A prostitute died.

At the funeral, Sardarji commented: "At last they are together."

Someone asked Sardarji: "Who?'

Sardarji replied: "Her legs".

Source: Ruben Boy

The Best Coming Movie

Purpose of this blog

The purpose of this blog just to share our happiness

So if you want share it

Then send it to me